Chester A. Bum

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And now it's time for... Bum Reviews
with Chester A. Bum
Tonight's review: Chester A. Bum by ~Bleu-Ninja


OH MY GOSH, THIS IS THE GREATEST DOODLE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!

There's this guy... called Bleu Ninja. Like the cheese!
I ATE SOME CHEESE ONCE! Or was that the old milk I drank? IT'S THE SAME THING!

And he draws all these cool pictures! Like the Godfather! [link] And that old Indiana Jones guy [link] ! Except Indiana Jones is now an old guy. HE CHOSE POORLY! I'm sure of it!

But he's not really blue! I thought he'd be like the Blue Man Group - or at least that blue guy in that one movie. I WAS BLUE ONCE! And I kissed a green lady!

And now he drew a doodle of me! MORE NINJAS SHOULD DRAW DOODLES OF ME! I would invite them over to my house! Except my house is a plastic grocery bag. I'm recycling!

This is Chester A. Bum, saying: CHANGE!? YA GOT CHANGE?! Aw, c'mon, help a guy out! C'mon, CHANGE!
At least give me some ninja cheese! I haven't shaved since that crappy sequel movie!

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Chester is (c) Doug Walker