Wrecking Team FortressSo how does this game-jumping business work? Ralph had it hard enough getting in and out of his own game - after that kerfuffle getting out of Pac-Man, he didn't know if he wanted to risk getting into a game he really had no business in. Besides, wouldn't he stick out like a missingno? Turbo obviously didn't fit in with Roadblaster, so what chance did the cartoony hillbilly Ralph have sneaking into some futuristic shooter? And what other games gave out medals?
Ralph's thoughts were interrupted by a very loud conversation between two loudmouthed Bostonians.
"Hey hey, didja hear the news? Big patch came out last week - backpack's double-size now!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah! Now I got somewheres to throw all my hats 'n' bats!"
"Not to mention dat stupid name-tag you keep wearing. Nobody's gonna bow down to you just 'cause you started playing a few years back."
"Step off, ya crap! It ain't no Gentle Manne's Service Medal but I'll take what I can get!"
"Just keep tellin' yerself that, chucklenuts.